Premium cinematic absurd survival-cooking comedy, stylized high-detail 3D CGI, vertical 9:16, extremely funny chibi anthropomorphic raccoon chef with an oversized head, tiny body, huge expressive eyes and an exhausted but determined facial expression, wearing an enormous white chef hat that is comically too large for him, a stained white apron and improvised cooking clothes, standing beside a chaotic outdoor campfire kitchen, aggressively throwing one oversized vegetable ingredient into a large metal cooking pot with one clearly positioned paw while the other paw stays safely close to the body, the pot bubbling dramatically over a roaring campfire, flames shooting upward, sparks flying everywhere, thick smoke partially covering the raccoon's face, several vegetables and cooking utensils scattered around, one carrot stuck ridiculously in the oversized chef hat, a wooden spoon hanging from the apron, a completely chaotic improvised kitchen setup in the background, overturned bucket, crooked cutting board, scattered ingredients, the raccoon looking absurdly serious as if preparing a five-star meal during an apocalypse, exaggerated cartoon proportions, intentionally ridiculous visual details, meme-like humor, strong comedic contrast between professional chef behavior and complete outdoor cooking disaster, cinematic firelight, volumetric smoke, dramatic orange rim lighting, realistic fur, metal, wood, food and fire textures, polished AAA animated-film quality, clean readable silhouette, simple stable anatomy, no complex gestures, no extra paws, no duplicated limbs, no malformed fingers, no tangled arms, no distorted face, no blood, no gore, no skeletons, no glowing mushrooms, Russian meme phrase exactly "Готовлю как могу, выживаем как умеем" integrated naturally into the composition using a unique hand-painted camp-survival sign typography style, rough wooden lettering with uneven painted edges and subtle soot marks, typography visually matching the chaotic outdoor kitchen and clearly readable, do not alter, shorten, paraphrase or replace the phrase, signature "Whitezzz" bottom-right.
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